In video games it’s easy to make friends. You walk up to a person, press ‘x’, and BAM they’re telling you their life story.

In real life there is no ‘x’ to start a conversation. You must be charming and suave all on your own. Seeing as how most of us can’t progress past “Lovely weather we’re having today…” or “Gosh the bus is late.”, it seems our quests will never be finished.

NEVER MIND. I’m lazy and don’t need the XP anyway.