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When you’re pasty in summer but trying to stay fit
Keep to the shadows, stay in the shade!
When you’re bone-pale and pasty, you have a love-hate relationship with summer. You either have to keep to the shade at all times, making strategic dashes from one dappled area to the next, or you have to dip yourself in a vat of sunscreen.
Going for a jog around the block also becomes an exercise in strategy: which area affords the most shade? Should you get up at 6am to avoid the sun? Or should you cover every inch of skin?
Nasty sun.
Ancient civilisations planned ahead
…or a certain someone planned it beforehand
Shotgun shells and a muesli bar in 2000 year old ancient ruins? Seems awfully convenient…
What do your elf eyes see, Legolas?
Video Games VS Real Life
This is real life: don’t try it at home
In video games it’s easy to make friends. You walk up to a person, press ‘x’, and BAM they’re telling you their life story.
In real life there is no ‘x’ to start a conversation. You must be charming and suave all on your own. Seeing as how most of us can’t progress past “Lovely weather we’re having today…” or “Gosh the bus is late.”, it seems our quests will never be finished.
NEVER MIND. I’m lazy and don’t need the XP anyway.
When the ladies go for a night on the town
Heels are a pain, but damn, you look good
When you hit the town the outfit has to be en pointe. At least, at first. When your feet start hurting, however, that’s when you have full licence to kick your heels off and change to flats. Or bare feet. Or McDonald’s wrappers.
It’s all fine as long as you are.
New Unit of Measurement
Pizza is a new unit of measurement
Today you run 3 slices of pizza. Tomorrow you walk a cupcake. This is a new unit of measurement for running that is a simpler alternative to calorie tracking.
I’m not saying I’m right, but I’m right.
Deus Ex: Back To Work
Sick leave won’t cover that…
When we left our protagonist, Adam Jensen, at the end of Deus Ex: Human Revolution, he was stuck 1.5 kilometers below sea level facing certain death. Of course, he was never going to stay down there; he had to get back to work!
The only problem was his boss was down there too. Time to dust off the old C.V.
Always Cake
Cake at all times of the day
There’s never a wrong time to eat cake. Hungry? Eat cake. Bored? Eat cake. Have cake? Eat cake.
Don’t Stop Until You Reach Your Goals
Reach your goals…
Whether it’s fitness or pizza. Mostly pizza. Entirely pizza.